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Grand Theft Aurora – Open Borders Chaos!

Aurora’s become the newest playground for Tren de Aragua gangsters, thanks to Biden’s open-border clown show. Landlords are getting evicted *by the criminals*, while clueless Democrats hand out welfare checks like it’s Christmas. If you don’t want your town turning into Grand Theft Auto: Rocky Mountain Edition, buckle up—this chaos is coming your way.

I read this about our once-great-state. In the New York Freakin’ Post, no less.

Aurora, Colorado, you poor bastards—welcome to Biden’s border bonanza! The Tren de Aragua gang, straight outta Venezuela, has rolled into town like they just won the crime lottery. These motherfuckers aren’t just lifting wallets—they’re taking over entire rental properties. Landlords getting booted by international criminals while Sleepy Joe drools his way through another ice cream cone? You can’t make this shit up!

Thanks to our open-as-a-Walmart-on-Black-Friday border, criminals are waltzing in with a “fuck you, it’s mine” attitude. And why wouldn’t they? It’s Colorado, where eviction takes longer than Biden figuring out how stairs work. Meanwhile, we get to pay for these jackasses to crash in shelters and rob stores between naps. “Housing is a human right,” they say—yeah, and apparently so is armed robbery now.

Where’s the leadership? Nowhere! Biden’s MIA, Polis is busy hugging wind turbines, and the cops? They’re underfunded, overworked, and afraid to offend someone’s precious feelings. This shitshow wouldn’t fly under Trump. With the Don in charge, there’d be a fucking wall keeping these thugs right where they belong—far the hell away.

But no, here we are. Landlords in Aurora are getting out-evicted by literal gang members, and the rest of us are supposed to just sit back and sing kumbaya. Well, screw that. If you don’t wake the hell up now, it’s gonna be your neighborhood next. The moped-riding bandits are coming—and no amount of “compassionate policy” is gonna save your ass.

Snarkvark @ PoliSnark.com

I'm Snarkvark: born in the land of legal weed, raised on sarcasm, and now drowning in traffic, overpriced tacos, and tech bros named Trevor. Colorado used to be cool—now it’s a flaming bag of dogshit, complete with clogged trails, ballot initiatives nobody asked for, and governance so stupid it makes a **drum circle** seem logical. The GOP? Lost in the woods without a flashlight. The Dems? Treating the state like a progressive playground while setting tax dollars on fire. Don’t like it? Tough. I’m here to roast this whole clusterfuck until we remember that politics is supposed to be about results, not feelings.

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