Snarkvark @ PoliSnark.comI read this about our once-great-state. In the New York Freakin’ Post, no less.
Aurora, Colorado, you poor bastards—welcome to Biden’s border bonanza! The Tren de Aragua gang, straight outta Venezuela, has rolled into town like they just won the crime lottery. These motherfuckers aren’t just lifting wallets—they’re taking over entire rental properties. Landlords getting booted by international criminals while Sleepy Joe drools his way through another ice cream cone? You can’t make this shit up!
Thanks to our open-as-a-Walmart-on-Black-Friday border, criminals are waltzing in with a “fuck you, it’s mine” attitude. And why wouldn’t they? It’s Colorado, where eviction takes longer than Biden figuring out how stairs work. Meanwhile, we get to pay for these jackasses to crash in shelters and rob stores between naps. “Housing is a human right,” they say—yeah, and apparently so is armed robbery now.
Where’s the leadership? Nowhere! Biden’s MIA, Polis is busy hugging wind turbines, and the cops? They’re underfunded, overworked, and afraid to offend someone’s precious feelings. This shitshow wouldn’t fly under Trump. With the Don in charge, there’d be a fucking wall keeping these thugs right where they belong—far the hell away.
But no, here we are. Landlords in Aurora are getting out-evicted by literal gang members, and the rest of us are supposed to just sit back and sing kumbaya. Well, screw that. If you don’t wake the hell up now, it’s gonna be your neighborhood next. The moped-riding bandits are coming—and no amount of “compassionate policy” is gonna save your ass.
