Snarkvark @ PoliSnark.comAlright, let’s get real—Libertarians are the deadweight anchors dragging Republicans down in Colorado elections, and the Democrats are loving every second of it. This latest article about a Libertarian candidate meddling in a must-win race in Colorado’s 3rd District? Peak clownery. The Libertarians are out here playing spoiler like it’s a sport, siphoning just enough votes to keep Republicans from winning—again. At this point, they’re less a political party and more a Democratic Party’s secret weapon.
James Wiley, the Libertarian candidate, isn’t even pretending to win. Nope, he’s just running a “campaign of vengeance”—translation: he’s here to fuck things up for Republicans out of spite. Seriously? The man straight-up says he’d rather be blamed for a GOP loss than see them win. What the hell kind of logic is that? And then we’ve got the Unity Party candidate, Adam Withrow, offering voters another useless choice because, hey, why not hand Democrats a free seat?
The Libertarians always whine about how they’re “fighting the two-party system,” but let’s be honest—they’re only good at one thing: ruining GOP chances. In close races, their candidates snatch up a few thousand votes, just enough to tip the scales toward the Democrats. It’s like watching a toddler run onto the field during a football game—you’re not sure what the point is, but you know it’s screwing things up for everyone involved.
Meanwhile, the Democrats sit back, pop some popcorn, and enjoy the show. Why wouldn’t they? Libertarian chaos is the best gift they could ask for—free election interference without lifting a finger. Every time these “pro-liberty” candidates run, Colorado Republicans lose ground, and it’s not like Libertarians are swooping in to pick up the slack. They’re just there to torpedo the only viable alternative to Democratic dominance and feel smug about it afterward.
So here we are again: another tight race in Colorado’s 3rd District, with Republicans trying to claw back after barely losing last time. But will the Libertarians step aside for the greater good? Hell no. They’re more interested in nipping at the ankles of the GOP than actually winning anything themselves. Meanwhile, working-class families in Colorado? They get left holding the bag as Democrats skate to victory, thanks to these “freedom fighters” splitting the vote.
At the end of the day, Libertarians aren’t fighting for liberty—they’re just fucking things up for Republicans and making life easier for Democrats. If they want to run serious campaigns and build real support, fine. But until then, they’re nothing but a wrecking crew, and Colorado voters are paying the price.
