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Democrats Seek Supermajority in Colorado: What It Means for Taxes, Housing, and State Control in 2024

Colorado Democrats are close to securing a supermajority, which would allow them to pass laws without Republican input. With issues like rising crime, homelessness, and skyrocketing living costs under Democratic leadership, voters must decide if they want total control or a balanced government. The future of Colorado’s economy is on the line.

Alright, let’s dive headfirst into this shitstorm. Colorado Democrats are on the verge of grabbing a supermajority in the legislature, and if they succeed, the state is fucked. With just one more seat in the Senate, they’ll have the power to push through any legislation they want, no checks, no balances, no input from anyone who dares question their brilliant fucking ideas. If they get this kind of control, Colorado will make California look like a model of fiscal restraint​ (The Colorado Sun) (​KUSA.com).

Let’s not kid ourselves—things have gone to absolute hell under Democratic control. The cost of living? Sky-high. Traffic? Worse than L.A. Crime? Up. Homelessness? Out of control. Oil and gas, the backbone of Colorado’s energy sector, has been gutted so thoroughly that it might as well be a cautionary tale at business schools: How to Kill an Industry in One Legislative Session. Yet somehow, these clowns keep getting re-elected, because normie voters either aren’t paying attention or they’re so blinded by the abortion issue they’d hand over the whole goddamn government just to feel morally superior for five minutes​ (The Colorado Sun).

And what happens if Democrats get this supermajority? They’ll ram through whatever progressive fantasies their little hearts desire—more taxes, more regulations, more housing “solutions” that somehow just make everything more expensive. You think they’ve screwed the energy sector already? Just wait. With no opposition, they’ll finish the job, driving fuel prices through the roof and chasing even more businesses out of the state faster than you can say “for lease.” When the last U-Haul pulls out of Colorado, it’ll be because nobody could afford to live here anymore​ (KUSA.com).

Supermajority means these politicians can pass anything requiring two-thirds support—like constitutional amendments and tax hikes—without a single Republican vote. Got a problem with it? Too bad. They’ll override any governor veto like swatting a fly. Accountability? Nope. Restraint? Not a fucking chance. And let’s face it, these people couldn’t manage a lemonade stand, but now they’ll be writing the rules for everything. There’s only so much reckless spending and bloated government a state can take before it collapses under its own weight.

You don’t have to love Republicans to see how dangerous this is—this isn’t about partisanship, it’s about balance. Divided government forces people to compromise, to work for solutions that don’t make half the population want to set something on fire. But a Democratic supermajority will be like giving arsonists the keys to the firehouse. They’ll torch whatever remains of affordable living, jack up taxes, and leave Colorado residents wondering why their rent is higher than their mortgage ever was. It’s not a question of if things will get worse—it’s a question of how fast​ (The Colorado Sun)​ (KUSA.com).

Colorado voters need to get their heads out of their asses and think long and hard about what’s at stake. If Democrats get unchecked power, the state’s future will be as bleak as those half-empty downtown storefronts. The time to slam the brakes is now—because once they’ve got that supermajority, there’s no going back.

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I'm Snarkvark: born in the land of legal weed, raised on sarcasm, and now drowning in traffic, overpriced tacos, and tech bros named Trevor. Colorado used to be cool—now it’s a flaming bag of dogshit, complete with clogged trails, ballot initiatives nobody asked for, and governance so stupid it makes a **drum circle** seem logical. The GOP? Lost in the woods without a flashlight. The Dems? Treating the state like a progressive playground while setting tax dollars on fire. Don’t like it? Tough. I’m here to roast this whole clusterfuck until we remember that politics is supposed to be about results, not feelings.

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