Elon Musk’s super PAC faces legal scrutiny over a $1 million lottery aimed at boosting voter registration in battleground states. While the effort targets low voter turnout, critics argue that incentivizing civic duty...
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American Farmers Crushed by High Fuel Prices, Regulations, and Green Energy Policies—Will Foreign Corporations Own Our Farmland Next?
American farmers are getting hammered by high fuel costs, crushing regulations, and unrealistic green energy policies. As family farms struggle, corporate giants and foreign investors are poised to snatch up U.S...
Biden’s $7.4 Billion Student Loan Forgiveness Sparks Controversy: Election-Year Bribery or Economic Relief
Well, here we go again, folks. Biden’s back at it, trying to forgive student loans like Oprah giving out cars—only instead of a free ride, it’s a massive slap in the face to anyone who plays by the rules. Despite the...
Secret Service Fumbles Again: Calls for ‘Reform’ After Trump Assassination Attempt Highlight Years of Incompetence
The **Secret Service needs "fundamental reform"? No shit, Sherlock.** These geniuses couldn’t guard a lemonade stand, much less a president. From **White House fence-jumpers** waltzing inside to agents getting **blacked...
Biden’s Berlin Trip: Can the Guy Who Struggles with Stairs Really Save Ukraine and Democracy?
Biden's heading to Berlin to talk Ukraine and democracy—because, yeah, *that* makes sense. We're supposed to believe the guy who can’t handle stairs or complete a sentence will pull off global diplomacy? Feels more like...
Colorado News
Colorado’s New Cellphone Law Cracks Down on Distracted Driving: Hands on the Wheel, Not on Your Phone
Colorado’s new distracted driving law bans handheld cellphone use, targeting the growing danger of phone-related crashes. With over 15,000 accidents caused by distracted driving last year, the message is clear: connect...
Democrats Use Climate Change as a Distraction from Colorado’s Real Problems: Economy, Jobs, and Affordability on the Line
Just days before the election, Democrats and Colorado Newsline are doubling down on climate change to divert attention from rising living costs, crime, and homelessness. While voters struggle with unaffordable housing...
Democrats Seek Supermajority in Colorado: What It Means for Taxes, Housing, and State Control in 2024
Colorado Democrats are close to securing a supermajority, which would allow them to pass laws without Republican input. With issues like rising crime, homelessness, and skyrocketing living costs under Democratic...
Colorado’s $1.7 Billion TABOR Refund: Will Taxpayers Get Their Cash, or Will Politicians Pull Their Usual Tricks?
Colorado’s TABOR refund is expected to hit $1.7 billion, giving taxpayers a mix of property tax exemptions, income tax reductions, and tiered rebates. But as always, politicians are eyeing ways to shrink or redirect...
Colorado Voters Flee Party Politics: Why Independents Are Growing as Both Parties Spiral into Extremes
Colorado voters are ditching both major political parties, registering as independents in record numbers. Frustrated by ideological extremes and dysfunctional leadership, they’re choosing to vote on their own terms. As...
Griswold and Weiser’s Election Advice: Trust Us or Shut Up? Voter Fraud, Free Speech, and Misinformation in Colorado
Colorado’s election brain trust—Jena Griswold and Phil Weiser—want you to “trust the process” and stop spreading “misinformation,” a.k.a. anything that doesn’t fit their narrative. Meanwhile, voter rolls stay messier...
Local News
Stolen Ballots in Colorado Erode Trust: Mail-In Voting Sparks Fraud Concerns Amid Failing Election Integrity
At least 12 ballots were stolen and fraudulently cast in Mesa County, raising concerns about election security in Colorado. With trust in elections crumbling and the Secretary of State’s office politicized, voters...
Colorado’s 8th Congressional Race: $20M in Dirty Money—Will the Winner Serve Voters or Big Donors?
Colorado’s 8th Congressional District race has become a $20 million battleground fueled by super PACs and dark money. Both Democratic and Republican candidates are backed by wealthy donors with deep pockets, raising...
Denver’s Ball Arena Development: Taxpayer Money Wasted While Businesses Close and Residents Flee to Weld County
Denver’s Ball Arena development pours millions in taxpayer dollars into flashy projects while businesses shutter and residents flee to more affordable places like Weld County. Instead of addressing rising crime, taxes...
Opinions & Editorials
Colorado’s Animal Welfare Policy: Urban Activists Push Bans While Ranchers Call for Practical Solutions
Animal welfare debates in Colorado pit rural experts against urban activists pushing bans on hunting, fur sales, and slaughterhouses. Farmers, ranchers, and wildlife managers argue that sensible management—not sweeping...
Colorado Prioritizes Illegal Migrants While Americans Move Out: Rising Costs, Crime, and Housing Crisis Drive Residents Away
Colorado’s sanctuary policies and high spending on migrant services have driven U.S. residents to leave the state. With violent crime, traffic congestion, and housing costs soaring, many are fleeing to more affordable...
Mayor Johnston Prioritizes Immigration Policy Abroad While Denver Struggles with Homelessness and Budget Cuts
Denver Mayor Mike Johnston is focusing on immigration policy at international summits while the city faces homelessness, business closures, and budget cuts. With over $36 million already spent on migrant services...
Proposition 131 and Ranked-Choice Voting: A Power Grab by the Rich that Threatens Colorado’s Democracy
Proposition 131 and ranked-choice voting threaten to undermine Colorado’s elections by making voting more confusing and giving wealthy elites greater control. This complex system buries transparency under layers of...
Elitist Op-Ed Slams Trump While Middle-Class Struggles: Diane Carman’s Europe Bike Trips vs. Aurora’s Crime Crisis
Diane Carman’s latest op-ed criticizes Trump while showcasing her out-of-touch elitism. As she reflects on luxurious bike trips through Europe, everyday Coloradans struggle with rising crime and unaffordable housing...
Denver Gazette Endorses GOP Slate to Restore Balance and Stop Colorado’s One-Party Democratic Rule
The Denver Gazette urges voters to back a GOP slate in the 2024 election to end Colorado’s one-party Democratic rule. With the Democratic supermajority driving up costs and pushing extreme policies, the state needs...
